does somebody want to go move to a random city with me and live in a cute apartment and just go to coffee shops a lot and blog and go on city adventures and forget about everything else and we can worry about money when we get there okay let’s just go who’s up for it
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
I HAD TO MAKE A GIF BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND ONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS
You now realize that the reason that the angels didn’t get her here is because THE CAMERA COUNTED AS SOMEONE WATCHING THEM.
And the only time the angels moved was when sally blocked them from the view of the camera
This episode breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one. This shows that even the audience can be part of a Doctor Who episode. Whovians, you’ve always wanted to be in an episode. ”Blink” was the first. You also hear the Doctor talking to you about the statues. The “Don’t Blink” speech we know by heart. And…what about the angel in the window? If Sally wasn’t looking at that one, then why didn’t it move?
Because we were watching it.
sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.
I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.
I hate you
The Ponds’ son-in-law.
Son-in-law? More like son.
we need some new and more powerful swears